so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
the quickest way to a girl’s heart is standing outside her window while shouting Ezra Koenig tweets
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
- Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
- Me: What
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
this
(Source: buttcaek)
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
(Source: sturmdrang)
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts
if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
